This collection of laugh-out-loud jokes, one-liners, and other lighthearted glimpses of life-drawn fromReader's Digest magazine's most popular humor columns-is sure to tickle the funny bone.
Packed with more than 1,000 jokes, anecdotes, cartoons, quotes, and stories contributed by professional comedians, joke writers, and readers of the magazine, this side-splitting compilation pokes fun at the facts and foibles of daily routines, illustrating that life is often funnier than fiction
- Did you hear about the Broadway actor who broke through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage
- What did the ill comic say in the hospital? "I'm here...all weak!"
- Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"
- Posted in a dental office: "Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings too."
- "The main advantage of being famous is that when you bore people at dinner parties, they think it is their fault." -Henry Kissinger, Nobel Peace Prize, 1973
As Groucho Marx once said, "A laugh is like an aspirin, only it works twice as fast."